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"If the people we love are stolen away from us, the way to have them live is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die but real love is forever." ~Taylor Hanson
"I'm not a girl, but I won't pull my pants down to prove it!" ~Taylor Hanson (What a freakin' GENIUS... Genius the boy is, GENIUS I SAY!)
"Cars crash, buildings burn, but people don't die as long as you keep them close to you and in your heart." ~Taylor Hanson
"To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world." ~Taylor Hanson
"We're gonna get drunk... on Dr.Pepper!" ~Taylor Hanson
"I'd say I loved you too, if you loved me for me." ~Taylor Hanson
"Peace, Love, and Bullet Proof Marshmellows!" ~Zac Hanson
"Life is a Twinkie... and the girls are the cream filling." ~Zac Hanson (Isn't that... nice...)
"When I fall in love, I will wear knee pads so that I won't hurt my knees when I drop to them and propose." ~Zac Hanson
"How did I know my voice was changing? Well, I woke up one morning and sounded like Taylor, so I screamed as loud as I could... Then I woke up for real." ~Zac Hanson
"Always try different things and never be limited by one way of doing it." ~Isaac Hanson
"Love is a lot like a guitar. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever." ~Isaac Hanson
"This universe is not only stranger than we imagine, but it is stranger than we can imagine." ~Fred Hoyle, astonomer
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." ~Anon.
"Enjoy life, there's plenty of time to be dead." ~Anon.
"Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be." ~Jeremy Schwartz
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." ~Eleanor Roosevelt
"So you think that money is the root of all evil? Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?" ~Ayn Rand
"Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occational king, but most are jacks." ~Laura Swenson
"To fear love is to fear life, if you fear life then you are already three parts dead." ~Bertrand Russell
"True friends stab you in the front." ~Oscar Wilde
"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything." ~Muhammad Ali
"Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable." ~Anon.
"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see." ~John Burroughs
"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never." ~Charles Caleb Colton
"Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made." ~Dr. Jeffrey Borenstein
"Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country." ~Anais Nin
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." ~Martin Luther King, Jr.
"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were." ~Anon.
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." ~Anon.
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." ~Henry David Thoreau
"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real." ~Tupac Shakur
"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...just be an illusion." ~Javan
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage." ~Lao-Tzu
"Where there is love there is life." ~Mahatma Gandhi
"All thoughts, all passions, all delights Whatever stirs this mortal frame All are but ministers of Love And feed His sacred flame." ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A relationship is like a rose,
"How long it lasts, no one knows;
Love can erase an awful past,
Love can be yours, you'll see at last;
To feel that love, it makes you sigh,
To have it leave, you'd rather die;
You hope you've found that special rose,
'Cause you love and care for the one you chose." ~Rob Cella
If a guy tells you to suck it say:
"Sorry I choke on small objects!!"
If Clinton is the answer... it must've been a stupid question!
You have the right to remain silent... so please shut up!
I try to think but nothing happens!
Kisses are like tears, only the realy ones you can't hold back.
Dont start wit me... you will not win.
It only takes a moment to say, "I luv you," but a lifetime to prove it.
Some people are so poor the only thing they have is money.
They say thatone day your life will flash before your eyes... make it worth watching.
Dont get high on LIFE; snorting cereal hurts!
Last night I dreamed I ate 10 lbs. of marshmallows, & I woke up, & my pillow was gone.
Friends are like your second family... only closer.
Why do we luv the ones that hurt us & hurt the ones that luv us?
You can tell you're in luv when you miss someone before they're gone.
Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect.
Girls are like phones, we like to be held & talked to, but press a wrong button & you're disconnected!
Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings an end, but somewhere in the middle, we became the best of friends.
I luved you but you never knew, & now you want me but I dont want you, you broke my heart, you made me cry, & now there's nothing left but goodbye.
You never know how good your memory is 'til you try to forget something.
I hate saying goodbye, but I know it makes the next hello closer.
Luv is a can't eat, can't sleep, out of the park, home run, world series kinda thing.
You taught me how to luv, you taught me how to cry, the only thing you didn't teach me was how to say goodbye.
Everytime I fall in luv, I fall 4 someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in luv wit you!
Don't let a guy come between friendship... guys come & go but friendships last foreva.
Friends don't let friends drink &... take home ugly men/women.
It's strange what just a few days can change.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, & so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty & so is your head!
I'm a b*tch & I got class. Mess wit me & I'll kiss ur a$$. So 4 all u hoe$ that think you're cool, just remember, b*tches rule!
Don't cry cuz its ova, smiled cuz it happend.
Luv is a sensation caused by a temptation, when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination, to increase the population. Do you understand or do you need a demonstration?
He broke your heart, he shattered it like glass, so when he comes crawling back, say, "Honey, kiss my @$$!"
If all my friends were 2 jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump wit them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them!
I ran into my ex the other day... PUT IT N REVERSE & HIT HIM AGAIN!!!
East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the b*tch that touches my man.
Girl of the year, Girl of the season, Your man left you & I'm the reason.
If you luv something, let it go & if it comes back it is meant to be.
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted, kisses spread germs & germs are hated, so kiss me baby I'm vaccinated!
If you luv your man, set him free. If he doesnt come back you know he's wit me!
You thought you had him. You may think he's yours. HAHA, that's funny- cuz he dont mess wit whores.
A pretty girl can kiss, a guy a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend, can kiss my a$$!
Everyone says there is a Mr. Right, I think mine got hit by a truck.
It's amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but devastation when two best friends become strangers.
I smile becuz I have no idea what's going on.
If you laugh at your mistakes, you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
Everything is ok in the end... if it's not ok, it's not the end.
Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
A day wit out light is like..umm..well..night!
What's meant to be will always find a way.
Its hard to forget soneone you'll always remember.
Dont drink & drive... you might spill your beer!
Better to have loved & lost than never loved at all.
Never frown cuz you never know when soneone is falling in luv wit your smile.
Sometimes when one person is missing, the whole world seems empty.
Everything happens for a reason.
I always knew I'd look back at the times I cried and I'd laugh, but I never knew I'd look back on the times I laughed and I'd cry!
I could fill 1,000 pages telling you how I felt, and still, you wouldn't understand, so I leave without a sound except the sound of my heart shattering as it hits the ground.
It's much easier turning friendship into love then turning love into friendship!
One of these days you are going to love me. You'll sit down by yourself and think about that time you turned away from me and what good of friends we might have been. And then you are going to sigh a little.... maybe even cry a little. But one of these days your going to love me.
Its not telling you how I feel that scares me.. its what you'll say back.
Everyone tells me that I should forget him, that he doesn't deserve me. Well, I agree, he doesn't deserve me, but I deserve him.
I used to think that we had problems, but now that I don't have you, I would give anything to have those problems back!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
I sit here crying, not because I miss you, but because I know I'll never have the chance to hurt you like you hurt me!
After I wake up from dreaming about you..I have the biggest smile on my face..then it quickly fades away...because I realize it was all a dream.
Me, I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw...of what I did...of who I am...but most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never being able to feel the same way I feel when I'm with you.
The part that sucks about love is that you DO get to choice who you love, but you DON'T get to chose who loves you back.
Some say love is a razor that leaves the soul to bleed.
If I could walk among the stars, I'd collect them all, keeping them silvery in my pocket until I saw you, then I'd toss them in the air all star dust spangly so you could make a million wishes and I could see you smile.
The other night I matched each star with a reason for loving you. It was going good until I ran out of stars!
If I could reach up and grab a star every time you've made me smile, I'd have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hand.
It's better to love someone you can't have then to have someone you can't love.
Maybe that's why he's the man of my dreams...because in my dreams is the only place I'll ever have him!
If I had never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
I always said I'd never cry over you but it's hard to hold back tears when you worst fear has come true!
Maybe I should pin my heart to my back so you can watch it break as I walk away.
I know I shouldn't care or wonder how you are, but I can't hide this hurt insode my broken heart. I'm fighting back emotions I've never fought before because I'm not supposed to love you anymore.
Someday, you'll cry over me as I cried over you. Someday, You'll love me as I loved you. Someday, you'll think of me as I thought of you, and someday, you'll want me, and I won't want you!
The hardest thing I ever had to do is try my hardest to get over you!
If I could turn back the hands of time, then my darlin you'd still be mine!
I loved you yesterday, I love you still, I always have, and I always will!
If I could make a wish and wish it to come true, I would wish upon the stars tonight that I could be with you!
Your love is like quicksand. The deeper in you get the harder it is to get out!
Everything is OK in the end, if it's not ok..then it's not the end!
As I have loved, I have learned that I cannot exist without you, yet when you are near I wish that I did not exist at all.
When you are around I wish to die, but when you are gone I find myself wishing for you.
I believe in angels, only because of knowing you.
I hate missing you, but I love having you to miss.
*Save a wave..ride a surfer!!!
*If you love your man... set him free... if he doesn't come back... you'll know he's with me!
*Do I look like a grocery item to you? Cuz I see you checking me out.
*You've been a bad boy..go to my room!
*If you say that a few more times I might actually listen.
*That was funny..almost
*Screw snapple..I'm the best stuff on earth !
*Blondes have it made, brunettes need an accuse to act stupid.
*Two words guys hate DON'T and STOP unless u put them together!
*I'm just that cutie you love to love, never to hate, try to imitate but never to duplicate, I'm the one with the heartbreakin' smile, and you're the girl who keeps stealin my style!
*Don't hate me b/c im beautiful..hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am!
*CAUTION: your boyfriend is in danger.
* A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue..so open your mouth, close your eyes and give your tongue some exercis!
* If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight. *
*Too hot to hold..too much to handle.
* It's better to let someone think your stupid then to open your mouth and prove it.
* You're only bad if you're caught..So that makes me a good girl. Right!?
*I may look busy, but I'm just confused!
* Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
*Everyone is a friend UNTIL they PROVE otherwise.
*Friends are friends and lovers are lovers, but buddies do things under the covers.
*It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
*Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they're not there once..chances are you wont need them again!
*It's not easy being me, but it sure is funny watching people try!
*I never make stupid mistakes...only very very close ones
* Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.
* I'm an angel, sent from above, one look at me and you'll fall in love.
* Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you.
* B is for beautiful..I is for intelligent..T is talented..C is for charming..H is for how hard i'm gonna hit ya if you call me that again!!
* I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
* My Reality Check bounced.
* Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them... and you have their shoes.
* If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants!
* I didn't ask to be a ~PrInCeSs~, but hey, if the crown fits wear it.
* Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the priviledge.
* Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done!
* Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!
* One day you will love me like I loved you. One day you will think of me like I thought of you. One day you will cry for me like I cried for you. One day you will want me but I won't want you!
* The person who laughs last didn't get the joke.
* Don't fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
* Girls dont lie, we just simply alter the truth!
* I'm too sweet for heaven and too hot for hell.
* You rate me and hate me just cuz u ain't me.
* Everyone has the power to make someone happy, some by entering the room, and some by leaving it
* If you wanna be seen, stand up. If you wanna be heard speak up. If you wanna be appreciated, shut up!
* I guess I can kiss Heaven goodbye, because looking this good should be a sin!
* Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly!
* I don't come with dice so don't play me like a game!
* Anger is only one letter short of danger.
* Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life was fair
*I've been trying to escape reality, but they always find me!
*I've got PMS and a gun. Now - what did you want to say?
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
be glad to make an exception." ~Groucho Marx
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." ~Rita Mae Brown
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." ~Emo Philips
"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
~Rita May Brown.
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'" ~Jack Handey
"The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the
bottom of which you will always find forgiveness."
~Honore' de Balzac
"God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers."
~Jewish Proverb
"The hand that rocks the cradle is the
hand that rules the world."
~William Ross Wallace
"I don't wanna be here when their heads start doing 360s and they start hurling pea soup." ~Mary Ann (from Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering) *No one can tell me what to do... it's my life... I'll live it how I want to!
*Whoever says nothing was impossibe never tried to slam a revolving door...
*I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo on straight!
*Everyone's entitled to be ugly... now your just abusing the privaledge!*
*Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill!*
*How come when a guy fools around she's called a pro... but when a girl tries something she's called a ho... it's not fair no one becomes a sl*t all on their own... so try giving the guys a little credit.*
*You call me a b*tch like it's a bad thing... well im the best b*tch there is!
*If you want me to fall for you... give me something to trip over.*
**You have no right to judge me... you don't know who I am, or where I'm coming from, so why don't you back off, take a good look around, and realize that you aren't as perfect as you think you are.**
*To all the girls that can't compare...no one ever said life was fair*
*I love him, yes I do. He's for me, not for you... if by chance you take my place... I'll take my fist and smash your face!*
*There's no "i" in s*ut... but there sure is a U!
* God made beautiful rivers, God made beautiful lakes, God made YOU, but I guess we all make mistakes!
*I look like an angel and act like one too, but u neva know what this angel will do!*
*Sexy is evil, evil is a sin, Sins are forgiven, So let's begin... to f*ck with my girls, now, that's a sin Now, b*tch, your gonnna wish you didn't begin!
*Wanna know the difference between you and me? You live your life by the rules... I live mine by the mood.*
*I've figured out that when you really loved someone, you don't regret what you did... you regret what you didn't do.*
*Should have thought, but I didn't. Shouldn't have done it, but I did. Should be sorry, but I'm not
**Thanx to my cuz Chanelle for these...**
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable." ~John F. Kennedy
"Nobody ever died of laughter." ~Max Beerbohm
**THANX TO MY BEST FRIEND ASHLEY (AKA FROGGY) FOR THESE QUOTES... YEP, GOT 'EM STRAIGHT FROM HER NOTEBOOK... HOPE YOU DON'T MIND!!!**
*Sweet is love when all is sane
Sweet is death to rid the pain
Cruel is death when all is well
Cruel is love when all is Hell
*Never fall in love with the guy next door... trust me, he will move!
*Honk if you like Britney Spears. Then drive you car into the nearest tree.
*If you're happy & you know it, get out of my house!
*Like what you see? Call: 1-800-You-Wish!
*If you live to be 100, I wanna live to be 100 minus 1, so I won't have to live a day without you.
*I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden
I asked for a tree, he gave me a forest
I asked for a river, he gave me an ocean
I asked for a friend, and he gave me you
*Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
*Big gurls don't cry, they get even.
*You fall in love once, you fall in love twice, the last time you learn boys aren't nice.
* No Officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system! (Busted!)
*I don't have a cow, so I don't need your bull! (Amen!)
*Friends last forver, but boyfriends only last so long.
*Success comes before work... only in the dictionary.
*True friends are loving, True friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there.
*Why does a rose represend love, when a rose always dies?
*If love is supposed to be such a great thing, then why does it hurt so much? ~~Ashley's very own quote! Man... I couldn't think of N E thing that good...
*Tears are words the heart can't say.
*Whoever said love lasts forver was drunk.
*I will not chase the boys!
I will not chase the boys!
I will not chase the boys!
Unless they provoke me...
*Don't tell me how to pick my friends, I'm good at that, remember? I picked you!
*Cross you heard & hope to die
Clothes & makeup, boys & lies
Forever there till the end
Definition of: True Best Friends
*A friend is someone who sees you cry... a true friend has a soggy shoulder from it...
**THESE NEXT QUOTES ARE FROM A GIRL'S PROFILE ON AOL INSTANT MESSENGER. I DIDN'T EXACTLY GET HER REAL NAME, BUT HER SCREEN NAME IS Adylith. I LOVE THESE QUOTES...**
"Guys are stupid, end of story."
"I was walking last night and saw a shooting star. I made a wish that today I'd see an angel, and today you just made it come true." ~Unknown
"When did going backwards change to mean going forwards ten fold?" ~Me
"Men are like... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long." ~Becca
**GOT THESE FROM ANOTHER GURL'S PROFILE. (I am just in love with taking people's quotes from their AOL profiles...) HER SCREEN NAME IS JunoesqueAngel.
*The Doughboy is way too happy since he has no genitals.
*When something is new and improved, which is it? If it's new then there has never been anything before it. If it's improved there must have been something wrong with it.
*When people say it's always in the last place you look, of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
*When people say when watching a movie, "Did you see that?" "No jerk, I paid $8.50 to come to the theatre and stare at that thing over there. What did you come here for?
*People who ask, "Can I ask u a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya?
*People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is bud, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
*Eagles may be better and graceful and can fly... but at least weasels dont get sucked up jet engines.
*Don't cry for anyone who won't cry for you.
*No man is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
"In the end, we will conserve only what we love, we will love only what we understand, we will understand only what we are taught."
"Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer, but wish you didn't."
"Sex in not the answer, Sex is the question, YES is the answer." (I thought this one was pretty funny...)
*Star light, star bright, where the hell is Mr. Right...
*I'm not a tease, just a reminder of what you can't have.
*I'm sorry, I forgot you were born without a brain.
*So many guys- SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
*A good girl is hard to find. A bad girl is hard to resist.
*You always want what you can't have
When you can't have it, you want it even more
Once you have it, you don't want it anymore
*Whoever said that money cant buy happiness hasnt been
shopping at the right malls. (So true... LoL)
*A smile is a curve tha can straighten out alot of things.
*I'd tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to Heaven.
**THESE ARE SOME OF MINE AND MY FRIEND'S QUOTES.**
When you tell Ashley someting, this is her automatic response: *That's great.* ~Ashley H.
When I'm really bored, and it's WAY too quiet, I'll turn to one of my friends and say: *I have a tongue, see?* (I do such dumb things...)
*I feel so loved...* ~Me and Froggy
*Stooop iiiit!!!* ~Me and Manda (inside joke)
*STOP calling me Skiiipppyyyy!!!* ~Me, Froggy, & Manda again... it's another inside joke...
*The overhead is our friend.* ~Mrs. Boyd, my English 1 teacher, talking about the overhead projector.
*If the overhead is our friend, then why does it give us so much work?* ~Me
*Shibby!* ~Froggy (from Dude, Where's My Car?)
*Don't get mad, get glad!* ~Me and Manda
******THE FOLLOWING ARE INSIDE JOKES******
*I'm a scirpion, STING!* & *I'm a swerm of scripions, STING!* & *I'm a hippie (not really.) PEACE!* ~Me
*I'm a wrasp, STING!* & *I'm a swerm of wraspeses, STING!* ~Manda
*I'm a bar (bear), STING!* ~Froggy
*I'm a llama, STING!* & *I'm a llamoose, STING!* ~Stacy
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*Does it look like I care? I didn't think so...* ~Froggy
*Is there something you'd like to share with the class???* ~Me and Froggy (inside joke)
*Whatever floats your boat...* ~Froggy (then I picked up the saying and we both say it.)
*AAWWWW!!! He's so CUTE!* ~Me & Froggy (inside joke)
*Spit it out!* ~Me to Froggy when I wanna know something that she won't tell me and make her laugh at the same time. If you've seen the movie Urban Ledgends, you'll know what I'm talking about- it's the part where Sasha is talking to Felicia when she's doing the radio show...
*I like highlighting!!!* ~Froggy
*I survived the Gatlin massacre!* ~Me (If you have seen Children of the Corn you'll know what I'm talking about- and I started saying this BEFORE I heard Hannah say it on Children of the Corn 666, so I claim it as mine!!!!!!!)
*Watch out! The lasers from my toes will kill you!!!* ~Me (inside joke)
*Watch out! The lasers from my fingers will kill you!* ~Froggy (inside joke)
*Don't have a heffer!* ~Me (instead of don't have a cow...)
*Excuse me while I go staple my head back on.* ~Froggy
*Excuse me while I go attach my head back to my neck.* ~Me
(We say this after someone yells at us, or I yell at her, or she yells at me. Hey, everyone has their bad days!)
*Either someone just flushed the toilet, or they had to pee REALLY bad!* ~Me
*It's c-c-cold, chatter chatter.* ~Me
*It's sizzle out here.* or *It's brrr out here.* ~Stacy
*TADPOLES!!!!!!!* ~Me, Manda, and Froggy (Inside Joke)
*That's how I know I'm loved. Best friends hang up on each other... Isn't that right ::cough:: Froggy ::cough::* ~Me
*Give it baaaacckk... it's miiinnneee!!!* ~Me
*Hey you! Yeah, you with the hat!! Not you, turn around. Yeah, you! Wooo! Take it OFF!* ~Me and Froggy from the top of the lighthouse at Hunting Island... talking to guys... it was hilarious...
*And there were little brats just ::flit flit flit:: running around and yelling!!!!!! * ~Me
*I think I need a hug.* ~Me and Froggy
**Singing like Donkey from Shrek**
*I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me, my problems have all gone, there's no one to deriivvee mmeeeeeee... But you gotta have ffaaaaiiiitthh...* ~Me
*You're squishy in the middle!* ~Me and Froggy and Manda (then we poke someone's stomach)
After I say something that doesn't exactly sound right:
*Oh jeez... I need to shut up don't I?* ~Me
*So how was YOUR night last night, Stacy?* ~Me
*How was YOUR night last night, Alicia?* ~Stacy
*I'm the little eskimo people from Baclavidiouslyvahn!* ~Me, talking to Heather on Yahoo! Messenger- it's an inside joke...
*What? Would you rather me go around and stick my hands down other people's pants and feel THEIR underwear?* ~Me (This is one inside joke I definitely DON'T want to share with anybody. Froggy knows...)
*This is TOMB RAIDER, not BAYWATCH!* ~Me (again)
*This is CHARLIE'S ANGELS, not THE MATRIX!* ~Froggy
*My conclusion: It is useless to try and dry off with a wet towel.* ~Me (Doesn't this just clear up any confusion on why, oh why, can't you ever dry off with your towel at the pool or the beach?)
*S-L-A-V-E spells...* ~Me
*LISHY!* ~Froggy (We do this everytime she stays the night and my grandma makes me do some kind of chore like wash dishes, vaccum, dust, clean my room, etc.)
*Fik a spandwich while you wait.* ~Me, talking to Chanelle (I got really tongue-tied! LoL)
***THIS IS A MINI-CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND FROGGY THAT TOOK PLACE ON THE PHONE WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING HOCUS POCUS (IF YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.)***
*I want a black flame candle!* ~Froggy
*::gasps:: You're gonna bring back the SANDERSON SISTERS!* ~Me
*Not really.* ~Froggy
*Uh huh! -How?* ~Me
*A virgin has to light the candle.* ~Froggy
*Well, I guess that rules you out!* ~Me
*And you! And Dee...* ~Froggy
I thought it was funny...
*I'm not ALL stupid, ya know...* ~Me
*Dude, this is NOT cool.* ~Me
***ANOTHER MINI-CONVO BETWEEN ME AND FROGGY, THIS TIME, WE WERE IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK, GOING ON A RIDE IN THE WOODS AT ABOUT 10:00 PM***
::looking at the sky:: *I wish I could fly...* ~Me
*Okay...* ~Froggy
*All I have to do is think HAPPY thoughts...* (I close my eyes) *Am I flying yet?* ~Me
*Alicia, thinking impure thoughts about Taylor DO NOT count as happy thoughts.* ~Froggy
*They don't?* ~Me
*No.* ~Froggy
**ON YAHOO! MESSENGER**
Stuck_2_Hanson_Like_Gum (Kelli): *cough* so what are you doing for valentine's day?
imataybuttsmacker (Me): I'm gonna smack Tay's butt! (LOL)
*You big HEFFER!* ~Me (I say this a lot... most of the time when I'm talking to Froggy when she makes me mad, but I also say it to Stacy and Heather and Manda and Dee and sometimes even behind some of the teachers' backs... I love it!)
*I blew it, didn't I?* ~Me (LMAO ASHLEY! -Inside Joke!)
*Last week while hiking, I picked up a snake to kill a stick.* ~Mallory (My little sis.)
*The thing that makes everything better: Food (peanut butter sandwich), drink (chocolate milk), music (preferably Hanson/Linkin Park/Limp Bizkit), and talking to your best friend on the phone (FROGGY!!!!!!)* ~Me
*I don't know what you're thanking me for, but you're welcome!* ~Me and Froggy whenever the radio dude or someone performing live says "Thank you!" after a song or whatever.
*Get off me, you freak!* ~Me
*White stuff is yummy!* ~Me (When I say this Froggy normally responds with rolling her eyes, saying "Oh God!", or laughing. I really hope you get this cuz I'm not gonna explain it...)
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