**N Sync.
Why: Why do I wish they'd fall off the face of the earth? Oh please. How dare you even ask me that. How much more teeny-ish can you get? Okay, I admit it- I like SOME of their songs. But that doesn't mean I like them. They are so fake... please...
**Britney Spears.
Why: Speaking of fake....
**Barbie.
Why: She's too perfect. I wish I could just take Barbie and stuff her full of tons of food so she'll gain like, four hundred pounds or something... Then let her walk around. See how much Ken would like that...
**Classwork.
Why: Why have classwork? Everybody knows we waste our time in class, then bring all our "classwork" home and do it as homework. Or we don't do it at all.
**Homework.
Why: What's the point? We know the material, but yet you (teachers) still make us suffer.
**History class.
Why: What's done is done, you can't change it. Why do we have to learn about it? It was then, this is now. If history is known to repeat itself, why don't we just learn with the experience of it... then we can know what it's REALLY like, instead of SLAVING away over those 100 pound books...
**Blair Witch Project.
Why: Okay guys and gurls... I'm talkin' bout the first one, cuz the second one ROCKS! But anywayz, this is the stupidest movie in the world. I think I'd rather watch Barney... or the TELETUBBIES for crying out loud... All there doing is running through the woods with a freakin camera. OH MY GOD IT'S A PILE OF ROCKS AND A BUNCH OF STICK MEN HANGING FROM A TREE!!!! RUUUUUNNNN!!!!!! I'm so scared. The coolest part HAD to be when she found his tongue and a couple more insides in his shirt in that bunch of sticks. Whatever. I'll stop rambling cuz I've gotta get in the shower. Peace out!
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